She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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