its not stalking. its research.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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