ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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