You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
In America we eat man semen.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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