This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize