An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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