Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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