Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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