she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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