Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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