i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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