you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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