Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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