Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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