You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
