After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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