doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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