BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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