Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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