I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
that's an acceptable place to lick
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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