after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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