i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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