i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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