Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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