you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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