I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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