Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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