That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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