That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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