just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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