your room smells of hookers.
And success
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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