We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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