I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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