Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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