you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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