before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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