Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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