so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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