Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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