How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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