Buhtt sex?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
