Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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