I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize