FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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