can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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