Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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