the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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