I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
