There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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