I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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