Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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