How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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