I'm going to jail i love you
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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